Two and a Half Men - Season 1 Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

6.5

Pilot

2003-09-22

6.9

Big Flappy Bastards

2003-09-29

7.2

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

2003-10-06

7.4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

2003-10-13

7.1

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

2003-10-20

6.7

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

2003-10-27

7.5

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

2003-11-03

7.1

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

2003-11-10

6.8

Phase One, Complete

2003-11-17

7.2

Merry Thanksgiving

2003-11-24

7

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

2003-12-15

7.5

Camel Filters and Pheromones

2004-01-05

6.8

Sarah Like Puny Alan

2004-01-12

6.9

I Can't Afford Hyenas

2004-02-02

7.1

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

2004-02-09

7.3

That Was Saliva, Alan

2004-02-16

7.4

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2004-02-23

7.5

An Old Flame with a New Wick

2004-03-01

7.4

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

2004-03-22

7.2

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

2004-04-19

7.3

No Sniffing, No Wowing

2004-05-03

7.2

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

2004-05-10

7.5

Just Like Buffalo

2004-05-17

7.2

Can You Feel My Finger?

2004-05-24